Louis CK on Comic Relief 2006 UNCUT Video

http://www.louisck.com

Broadcast live from Las Vegas, the original broadcast version of me (Louis CK) on Comic relief before it was edited for repeats. Most people missed this because their tivo cut off immediately before I came on. this is twice as long as the cut version that is showing on hbo now.

And Live at? the ...
And Live at? the Beacon! :D

Agreed.?
Agreed.?

attention? ...
attention? prostitute

@rodericf1 SEEN IT ...
@rodericf1 SEEN IT. NEED? MORE.

Where would you go ...
Where would you go to get enough dicks to put in a bag. I mean live people aren't willing to cut off there dicks. The morgue. If you worked in a morgue you could all the dicks you? need to fill a bag. Nice sideline to bring in some extra dough.

There are 3 big ...
There are 3 big specials that you need to hear, if you already haven't. Chewed up, Hilarious,? and Shameless. All are f**king legendary.

He told me to suck ...
He told me to suck a bag of dicks. A? whole bag of 'em.

uuum go f**k? ...
uuum go f**k? yourself...it was just a comment

Okay, i need a ...
Okay, i need a complete list? of all of this guys work

That's like 6 bags ...
That's like 6 bags of dicks? right there.

Imagine if? Lenny ...
Imagine if? Lenny Bruce tried the same routine in his day?

Whenever I see ...
Whenever I see this? routine, I always hope that my wife never does.

I don't think you ...
I don't think you get a lot of money when it's for charity...?

I was laughing my ...
I was laughing my ass off, but when I realized? they were turning the mics on again and I think that was Goldberg laughing her ass off, it really made my day. As much as I am sad that Schimmel died, the one standup I saw of him was like an hour of similar material but became uncomfortable. Louis, you're amazing, you actually managed to insert a feminine perspective without alienating the men during that section, and vice versa. That's just incredible. Take care of yourself.

he probably? just ...
he probably? just got paid thousands talking about penis...awesome!

The crowd was fine? ...
The crowd was fine? its the production that sucks, under mic'd the crowd so you can't hear them very well unless they're dying laughing.

Look? at the ...
Look? at the humourless c**t at 3:45

120 people like to? ...
120 people like to? suck a bag of dicks

why thank? you :) ...
why thank? you :) haha

Oh! They were both? ...
Oh! They were both? about Dane Cook. I remember now.

Dammit! It was ...
Dammit! It was three months ago and I don't remember. This is gonna bug me...?

now yours is one of ...
now yours is one of the top comments and i'll never know why you typed? what you did

such disturbing ...
such disturbing material?

watch my video of ...
watch my video of louis ck?

He hoed out Robin? ...
He hoed out Robin? Williams at the end...

Jesus this was ...
Jesus this was great, laughed so hard my? stomach hurt.

Shut the f**k up ...
Shut the f**k up about dane cook.?

Actually Dane Cook ...
Actually Dane Cook is pretty funny, and Louis CK even thinks so. The whole joke stealing thing was a small speed bump. Hating on Cook saying? he isnt funny is stupid. He is funny. Louis CK is just ten times funny-er. Simple math.

Its always ...
Its always difficult when you aren't playing to? your own crowd. Louis had balls to go out and do 6 minutes to this Comic Relief crowd, i'm just saying it could have been worse for him because the majority of the audience in that place aren't used to good comedians.